Army Drill sergeants are inherently simplistic yet surprisingly witty, humorous, and downright cruel. Nothing they say will ever make any sense, thought they expect all who hear them to understand and execute right then and there.
Their hobbies include trying to scaring the crap out of privates, yelling incoherent groupings of gurgled sounds that they believe are sufficient communication tools, and apparently chopping people with machetes at the PX (part of a cadence). They don't like it when people come up from behind them to talk, and they don't like it when privates look at them in the eye. They enjoy when privates are rebellious or just downright stupid, because they then have an ample opportunity to smoke the crap out of them. They also possess super human strength. My drill sergeant punched a huge locker filled with hundreds of pounds of equipment and it fell straight to the ground. He was pissed.
Basically, they're just very complicated creatures that scientists have yet to fully understand.
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